Julio 2012
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
LUCÍA, SE QUE NO VAS A LEER ESTO PERO
TU MENSAJE. TU MENSAJE ENCARO LOS KILOS! ♥ (Y Andrea y Juansí, que no tienen Tumblr, pero bue :B!).
itsxandy ha preguntado: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Extra-Ordinary: Pictures that speak a thousand... →
feministbatgirl:
I’m really ticked off that Ed Benes is doing the art for Batgirl. But instead of relating the nasty things my internal monologue is saying about the subject, I’m letting this comparison do the talking at the moment.
On the left is the cover for issue 5 by Adam Hughes,…
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IT'S 12:03 A.M HERE, WHICH MEANS ...
I’M OFFICIALLY 17.
/insert “party-hard” gif here.
camplazlo:
in the arms of an angle
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~*~: aeedee: graysonly: dick grayson is not... →
aeedee:
graysonly:
dick grayson is not perfect
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Yes, thank you.
Dick is not perfect, and he doesn’t need to be. There’s so much more to him than just his ‘good’ traits, but that’s a reason why so many of us love him. He’s not a perfect human being, and he would…
Flash of Thought: cr1mson5thestranger:... →
cr1mson5thestranger:
holywatered:
when you think about it fanfiction is actually amazing
there are thousands of brilliantly written novel-length stories kids wrote from their own brains about characters and shows/books/movies they love all twined into the internet and other kids…
Do You Understand The Higgs Boson?
fakescience:
Fake Science 101, available for pre-order at just $10.39, has a full paragraph about the boson!
nickmillertime:
eveningowl:
effiesgreenwig:
all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy
#and send me recs #i expect all the classic tropes #and for you to describe my physical attractiveness lovingly and with attention to detail #and all the au fics
#if i see some sort of fifty shades shit going on i will disown you as fans
Me come back from anywhere: straight to computer
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“I wanted to tell the book thief many things, about beauty and brutality. But...”
– Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via quotables-by-turtlesrule)
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A 'strong female character'
dealanexmachina:
drshebloggo:
DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN
a character who is physically strong
a character who is mentally strong
a character who is emotionally strong
ABSOLUTELY MEANS
a character who makes her own choices, even if they’re mistakes
a character whose point of view is explored at least briefly
a character who is the hero of her own story whether she knows it or not
And...
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Sorry for the music spam, guys
I’m having midterms, which means looking for songs to listen while studying.
Also, what. I just realized that today is the 4th and I’m turning 17 on the 10th so… six days until my birthday, which I had forgotten until now. Adskj; (DE ALGUNA MANERA MI CALENDARIO PASÓ A ESTAR DELIMITADO POR MATERIAS).
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loiseaurouge:
I must go walk the wood so wild...